(…) The Federal Commission against Racism could give itself the means to undertake ambitious actions by selling rights that would be appreciated by a large part of the population. The market is so vast that it can be segmented. The rights to despise would be within everyone’s reach. You’d have to pay more, logically, for the right to insult.
(…) In the same vein, we might think of the violent clashes between fans after soccer matches. On the face of it, they’re eager to fight, and preventing them costs a lot of money for questionable results. A right to strike would be a fitting replacement for these retrograde efforts. It could be purchased, for example, from the Swiss Disaster Relief Corps (…).
Le Temps, Swiss daily newspaper, section: Shopping