{"id":9049,"date":"2025-06-25T16:56:26","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T14:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/academy.grainesdepaix.org\/ressources\/a-rude-awakening\/"},"modified":"2026-05-24T15:51:47","modified_gmt":"2026-05-24T13:51:47","slug":"a-rude-awakening","status":"publish","type":"ressource","link":"https:\/\/academy.grainesdepaix.org\/en\/ressources\/a-rude-awakening\/","title":{"rendered":"A rude awakening!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; No, get up, get dressed and go have breakfast!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Stop taking yourself for mom. You&#8217;re 2 years younger than me. Let me sleep and I&#8217;ll be at the table in time.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; If you don&#8217;t want to get up, I&#8217;ll take off your comforter!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Don&#8217;t do it! You can&#8217;t do that!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I&#8217;m going to get in the way!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Stop it! Trust me instead of hitting me! I&#8217;m telling you, I&#8217;m a human being just like you, and I&#8217;ve got brains and reflexes!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Stop talking nonsense. What you&#8217;re saying means absolutely nothing! <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You know, little sister, if you want to stand up at the same time as me, you&#8217;ve got a mouth and you can just tell me what you&#8217;re thinking instead of hurting me. The difference between humans and gorillas is that, to make someone understand something, they use words, whereas the gorilla uses force, even violent force. <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You&#8217;re calling me a monkey, aren&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No! I&#8217;m simply telling you that you can change your aggressive behavior into a serene one. Take a look at yourself. Don&#8217;t you feel ridiculous?  <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Yes, you&#8217;re right. Thank you so much, big sister. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sketch written for Graines de Paix by Ariane M., 12, French.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>2006 Ariane M. 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